:bf:GF: Woah, who is that?
:dad:...
:bf:BF: Beep Boop Ba-Beep.
:bf:GF: Yeah, he does look kinda like a duck.
:dad:Hey! Are you kids saying I look like a duck?
:bf:GF: Yes.
:bf:BF: Beep.
:dad:That's very rude. I am a robot not a duck!
:bf:GF: Wow another robot. Very original.
:dad:Oh be quiet! I was made back in 2017.
:dad:Not 5 minutes ago when someone needed another Robot OC for their dumb mod.
:bf:GF: Yeah. Right. Damn Anders clone.
:dad:Hey! I could list several differences between me and that Anders.
:bf:GF: Oh yeah, like what?
:dad:Well, he is a hitman and I am not. His eyes are white, and mine are black… Uh…
:dad:I do not hold a gun… and uh… I am a lot cooler than him.
:bf:GF: That was pathetic.
:dad:No wonder your parents are Demons, you are the real devil here. 
:bf:GF: Wait how do you know-
:dad:Back to the duck thing, why do so many people say that?
:bf:GF: Well, the part of your face with the mouth looks kinda like a ducks bill.
:bf:BF: Beep Boop Beep Boop. Translation: Bet he sings like one too lol
:bf:GF: Boyfriend you should not say mean things like that!
:bf:BF: Beep Boop Beep? Translation: But how come you got to?
:dad:Hey wait a minute! I sing great! You just watch.
:bf:BF: Beep Ska-Ba Beep? Translation: But Girlfriend did not bring her speakers.
:bf:BF: Where will we play the music?
:dad:I will just use one of the several speakers in my body.
:dad:I am a robot after all.
:dad:You never know when you may have to frickin destroy someones eardrums.
:dad:Get ready to have a little taste of some cumbia!
:bf:BF: Bee!
